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Pirate Booty Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Summer 2022


Pirate Booty Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Summer 2022 - Fanchromatic Nails
Pirate Booty Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Summer 2022 - Fanchromatic Nails
Twisted Romance Mystery Box - Killing Eve Inspired! - Spring 2022 - Fanchromatic Nails
Twisted Romance Mystery Box - Killing Eve Inspired! - Spring 2022 - Fanchromatic Nails
Twisted Romance Mystery Box - Killing Eve Inspired! - Spring 2022 - Fanchromatic Nails
Twisted Romance Mystery Box - Killing Eve Inspired! - Spring 2022 - Fanchromatic Nails
Regular price $50.00

This box is a PREORDER and will begin shipping the first week of July 2022! Our boxes almost always sell out - we encourage you to order quickly to ensure there will still be room for you!

Friends, we've been looking for an excuse to offer a pirate-themed box for quite some time, and we're thrilled to take (unofficial) inspiration from one of the best shows we've seen in a long time, Our Flag Means Death! The series' mix of quirky comedy, genuine romance, themes of queer theory and wholesome friendship - and of course, some swashbuckling adventure too! - have captured our hearts <3

This box is not just for fans of OFMD though - it's also for lovers of all things pirate, for fans of glorious jewel tones & organic textures, and of tropical summery scents :)

What's Included In the Box

  • 4 nail polishes in exclusive colors, in either 5mL mini size, or 15mL full size
  • canvas zipper cosmetic bag in a new exclusive design
  • 2-3 custom-scented bath & body items
  • A selection of pirate-themed surprise extras! (previous boxes have included things like candy, magnets, pins, ornaments, miniatures, objects from nature, and stickers)
  • All giftwrapped for a fun unboxing!

The photos of items in this listing are examples of other items we've made - all items in this box will be a surprise!

To get an idea of the quality of what you'll receive, peruse our Instagram for customer reviews of past boxes!

What Colors & Scents to Expect

Polish colors in this mystery box will take inspiration from the color palette of the show. Think rich jewel tones and combinations of bold colors & earthy shades. All colors will be exclusive and can't be ordered any other way. We will definitely include at least 1 matte & 1 thermal. Other finishes or types that might be included are flakie, metallic, crelly, creme, shimmer, glitter, or multichrome.

Scents will be beachy, tropical fragrances with a masculine edge to them. We may potentially offer some of these scents as part of our general catalog in the future - but they will make their debut in the box, and you will be the first to try them out!

Note: If you have a serious allergy that could conceivably show up in a mystery box like this (scents or oils derived from chocolate or nuts, certain botanicals, etc)  please check in with us before ordering. At the very least, we can let you know if this box is a good fit for you, but it's also possible we can modify your specific order to accommodate you.

We know you or your loved one will be thrilled with our Pirate Booty Mystery Box - which is why we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee on all our items!

About Our Products

  • Handmade in San Francisco, CA
  • Designed, mixed & packaged in-house
  • Vegan
  • Cruelty-free
  • Nontoxic

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