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Calypso's Birthday Holiday Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Winter 2023


Calypso's Birthday Holiday Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Winter 2023 - Fanchromatic Nails
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Calypso's Birthday Holiday Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Winter 2023 - Fanchromatic Nails
Calypso's Birthday Holiday Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Winter 2023 - Fanchromatic Nails
Calypso's Birthday Holiday Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Winter 2023 - Fanchromatic Nails
Calypso's Birthday Holiday Mystery Box - Our Flag Means Death Inspired! - Winter 2023 - Fanchromatic Nails
Regular price $45.00

Friends, we had such a great response from the Our Flag Means Death mystery box we offered in 2022, that now that season 2 has rolled around, we're back to do it again! This series' mix of quirky & often-dark comedy, genuine romance, themes of collectivism, decolonization, queer theory and wholesome friendship - and of course, some swashbuckling adventure too! - have captured our hearts <3

This year the mysterious holiday known as Calypso's Birthday, observed by all good Calypsians such as yourself, just happens to coincide with the winter holiday season as well :) These boxes will ship in mid-December. All the more reason to celebrate!! 

Kindly note that these items will include quotes from the show, which are likely to include swear words! Including F-bombs! This box is otherwise kid-friendly and we won’t blame you if you use a sharpie to black out some choice words, or pull a couple of the extra goodies, before handing off to younger folks ;) 

This box is not just for fans of OFMD though - it's also for lovers of all things pirate, for fans of glorious jewel tones, and of moody masculine-leaning scents :)

What's Included In the Box

  • nail polishes in exclusive colors, in either 5mL mini size, or 15mL full size
  • bath & body items in exclusive scents
  • A selection of OFMD-themed surprise extras! (We've set aside extra funds for deluxe themed items for this set, including a couple things from other indie makers! Previous boxes have included things like candy, magnets, pins, ornaments, miniatures, objects from nature, and stickers!)
  • All giftwrapped for a fun unboxing!

FOR THIS BOX, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO ORDER ALL 9 ITEMS, OR JUST THE NAIL POLISH, OR JUST THE BATH & BODY! All boxes come with the same treats & extras :)

To get an idea of the quality of what you'll receive, peruse our Instagram for customer reviews of past boxes!

The photos of items in this listing are examples of other items we've made - all items in this box will be a surprise!

What Colors & Scents to Expect

Polish colors in this mystery box will take inspiration from the color palette of the Calypso's Birthday party on the show. Think rich jewel tones and combinations of bold glowy colors. All colors will be exclusive and can't be ordered any other way. We will definitely include at least 1 thermal polish, 1 multichrome, 1 holo, & 1 matte. Other finishes or types that might be included are flakie, metallic, crelly, creme, shimmer, or glitter.

Scents will be on-theme fragrances that will focus on citrus, aquatics, woods, foody & earthy notes.

Note: If you have a serious allergy that could conceivably show up in a mystery box like this (scents or oils derived from chocolate or nuts, certain botanicals, etc)  please check in with us before ordering. At the very least, we can let you know if this box is a good fit for you, but it's also possible we can modify your specific order to accommodate you.

We know you or your loved one will be thrilled with our Calypso's Birthday Mystery Box - which is why we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee on all our items!

About Our Products

  • Handmade in San Francisco, CA
  • Designed, mixed & packaged in-house
  • Vegan
  • Cruelty-free
  • Nontoxic

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