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R'lyeh Is For Lovers: Sneak Peak of next week's update!

Lynae Zebest

Coming Tuesday, June 23rd...

Did you know that the until-recently sunken city of R’lyeh is a South Pacific island oasis? That’s right - this great, old, and exclusive destination is one of the most remote and unique tropical islands in all the worlds!

Join us for a special ecotourist getaway, where we will explore R’lyeh’s ancient non-Euclidean ruins while cruising on a romantic gondola. We’ll sample the local delicacy - a rare glowing fungus - and discover the curious pageantry & ritual of the native Elders. And finally, we’ll retire to the oldest and most well-appointed outpost of the Miskatonic Fraternal Lodge - open for the first time to outsiders! There, we’ll enjoy a night of cocktails and feasting on local fruits and gifts from sky and sea.

We welcome all lovers, dreamers, and experimental physicists to R’lyeh - but book your passage quickly! Tickets are only available when the stars are right, and this opportunity might never come again! 

To celebrate this special trip, Fanchromatic Nails & Galatea Cosmetics will be releasing a commemorative set of fragrances - and a nail color or two - that captures the flavors and scents of our once-in-a-lifetime journey. These will be available in our full product line, including a new product: acetone additive, to make even the chore of nail polish removal a pleasant and enriching one. 

Please visit us the afternoon of 6/23/2020 to explore every detail of our new update, and reserve a berth on the tropical vacation to end them all :)

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