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R'lyeh Is For Lovers: Sneak Peak of next week's update!

Lynae Zebest

Coming Tuesday, June 23rd... Did you know that the until-recently sunken city of R’lyeh is a South Pacific island oasis? That’s right - this great, old, and exclusive destination is one of the most remote and unique tropical islands in all the worlds! Join us for a special ecotourist getaway, where we will explore R’lyeh’s ancient non-Euclidean ruins while cruising on a romantic gondola. We’ll sample the local delicacy - a rare glowing fungus - and discover the curious pageantry & ritual of the native Elders. And finally, we’ll retire to the oldest and most well-appointed outpost of the Miskatonic...

A letter of solidarity

Lynae Zebest

Hi friends, I’m writing to you today to share my grief and anger at the police murder of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Tony McDade, and countless other Black Americans - not just in the last few weeks, but since the founding of the organized police institution in America. I am mourning, as well, the police murders of other racial and ethnic minorities, other unarmed people, the homeless, the mentally ill, my fellow LGBT & queer folk, and all the desperate, innocent and afraid - but now is a time to bring down the spotlight on our Black neighbors, family, friends...

May update!

Lynae Zebest

Hi friends! As the shelter-in-place directive continues here in San Francisco, we've been taking the time to roll out more awesome and fun items to share with you :) We had expected a very different kind of May - the 15th was our 10th wedding anniversary, and we had planned to have a big shindig to celebrate. Then, when we'd just barely cleaned up from that, we'd spend the next 2 weeks road tripping through the Southwest, anchored by a weekend of selling our wares at Phoenix Fan Fusion (now rescheduled for September) with a stop in Palm Springs to see old friends. This...

May the Fourth Be With You Sale - today only!

Lynae Zebest

Hey friends :) It's the most nerdiest time of the year, so let's celebrate with a sale! Today only, all orders $40 or over will receive 20% off + free shipping! Not only that, but since this week is the last call for our Whipped Body Butters until the fall, our remaining stock is now 20% off - so with the sale, you'd get them for 40% off! :) We've also been hard at work behind the scenes (like you, we've had a lot more time to fill at home) getting all your favorite items stocked up for today. So as...

Restock! Hand sanitizer, cuticle balms & body creams :)

Lynae Zebest

Hello friends!We've restocked our hand sanitizers, body cream lotions, and cuticle balms in all 26 of our current scents, so you can get your first choice again :) An important note! Contact us directly if you need hand sanitizer & are a first responder, grocery clerk, or other person with higher risk of exposure to the novel coronavirus. We're currently offering hugely discounted prices - or donations - to those in most need. Scent Availability: We've decided to extend the Big Damn Heroes scent series a bit longer - we'll update you again with a last call on those.Body Butters Order Deadline: We'll be taking a break from...

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